This post made me laugh out loud. Here are a few that I really liked:
The Continuous Integration server has returned the error message “Fuck it, I give up”
I've actually seen something like this coming from our Team Foundation Server!
The lead web developer thinks the X in XHTML means ‘extreme’
This would be something ...
Your favorite software pattern is God Object
When I just started working for my current company, I met a guy who was actually proud of this.
Your team believes ORM is a ‘fad’
I've convinced the team, but not the ivory tower decision makers ;-)
The phrase ‘It works on my machine’ is heard more than once a day
It's a poster on our wall (ha, explicit sarcasm).
Your manager spends his lunch hour crying in his car
Nonetheless, letting a manager cry in public is actually one of my life goals.
